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If you can simultaneously eat French fries while avoiding the phlegm the guy walking in front of you just hacked up and spit out right beside you- you might be an international traveler.
If you can fit everything you need plus two weeks worth of diapers in one carry-on backpack- you might be an international traveler.
If you know how to use a squatty potty and you automatically bring your own toilet paper wherever you go- you might be an international traveler.
If you bring your own sterile needles because you know most places in the world believe in reduce, reuse and recycle- even medical supplies- you might be an international traveler.
If you can say “hello” in at least three languages and “how much?” in five others- you might be an international traveler.
If you can avoid panic when complete strangers remove the cigarette from their mouths and the child from your arms to parade him/her through the entire airport/bus terminal, train station or restaurant- you might be an international traveler.
If you think split pants aren’t such a bad idea- you might be an international traveler
If nothin’ says lovin’ like a bowl from the rice cooker- you might be an international traveler.
2 comments:
Hilarious! Will read this to your mother tonight.
I don't quite get the split pants thing though. Explain?
Loved your stories, but explanation about "split pants"?????
Gma Pat
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